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| ====== Alternative Band Plan ====== | ====== Alternative Phonetics====== |
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| ==== Don't take this too seriously ==== | ==== Don't take this too seriously ==== |
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| Feel free to add bands and other measurements | Feel free to add other languages or silly methods |
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| ^ Band ^ Kilocycle ^ Foot (ft) ^ Yards (yd) ^ Chains (ch) ^ Rubber Ducks ^ Banana ^ Light Years (ly) ^ Smoots ^ Beard-Seconds ^ Marathons ^ | |
| ^ 2200m | 136 | 7217.848 | 2405.949 | 109.3613 | 23157.89 | 12373.449 | 2.325401834854e-13 | 1292.88 | 4.40e+11 | 0.05214 | | |
| ^ 630m | 472 | 2078.083 | 692.694 | 31.488 | 6631.58 | 3566.177 | 6.692798833819e-14 | 372.22 | 1.26e+11 | 0.01493 | | |
| ^ 160m | 1800 | 544.619 | 181.54 | 8.258 | 1684.21 | 935.215 | 1.756001390041e-14 | 97.55 | 3.20e+10 | 0.00379 | | |
| ^ 80m | 3500 | 280.495 | 93.498 | 4.254 | 842.11 | 481.615 | 9.030006950207e-15 | 50.25 | 1.60e+10 | 0.00190 | | |
| ^ 60m | 5000 | 196.864 | 65.621 | 2.986 | 631.58 | 337.574 | 6.300005000146e-15 | 35.25 | 1.20e+10 | 0.00142 | | |
| ^ 40m | 7000 | 131.234 | 43.744 | 1.988 | 421.05 | 224.971 | 4.228003336099e-15 | 23.48 | 8.00e+09 | 0.00095 | | |
| ^ 30m | 10000 | 98.432 | 32.811 | 1.491 | 315.79 | 168.787 | 3.150002500073e-15 | 16.65 | 5.71e+09 | 0.00071 | | |
| ^ 20m | 14000 | 65.616 | 21.872 | 0.994 | 210.53 | 112.485 | 2.114001668049e-15 | 11.90 | 4.08e+09 | 0.00050 | | |
| ^ 17m | 18000 | 59.055 | 19.685 | 0.895 | 178.95 | 95.974 | 1.643056016707e-15 | 10.16 | 3.20e+09 | 0.00043 | | |
| ^ 15m | 21000 | 52.493 | 17.498 | 0.796 | 157.89 | 84.444 | 1.406001112055e-15 | 8.93 | 2.67e+09 | 0.00038 | | |
| ^ 12m | 24000 | 45.932 | 15.311 | 0.697 | 126.32 | 67.933 | 1.312501041697e-15 | 7.59 | 2.40e+09 | 0.00034 | | |
| ^ 10m | 28000 | 32.808 | 10.936 | 0.497 | 105.26 | 56.242 | 1.057000834025e-15 | 6.32 | 2.00e+09 | 0.00029 | | |
| ^ 6m | 50000 | 19.685 | 6.561 | 0.298 | 63.16 | 33.745 | 6.342005004148e-16 | 3.80 | 1.14e+09 | 0.00018 | | |
| ^ 4m | 70000 | 13.123 | 4.374 | 0.199 | 42.11 | 22.497 | 4.228003336099e-16 | 2.71 | 8.00e+08 | 0.00013 | | |
| ^ 2m | 144000 | 6.561 | 2.187 | 0.099 | 21.05 | 11.248 | 2.056667360074e-16 | 1.36 | 4.00e+08 | 0.00007 | | |
| ^ 70cm | 430000 | 2.198 | 0.733 | 0.033 | 7.37 | 3.755 | 6.889706539891e-17 | 0.46 | 1.30e+08 | 0.00002 | | |
| ^ 23cm | 1300000 | 0.728 | 0.243 | 0.011 | 2.21 | 1.122 | 2.27829310808e-17 | 0.15 | 3.92e+07 | 0.00001 | | |
| ^ 13cm | 2300000 | 0.412 | 0.137 | 0.006 | 1.21 | 0.634 | 1.287001000029e-17 | 0.09 | 2.30e+07 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 9cm | 3400000 | 0.280 | 0.093 | 0.004 | 0.95 | 0.451 | 8.703712098014e-18 | 0.06 | 1.55e+07 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 6cm | 5700000 | 0.167 | 0.056 | 0.002 | 0.63 | 0.270 | 5.193004385572e-18 | 0.04 | 9.00e+06 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 3cm | 10000000 | 0.098 | 0.033 | 0.001 | 0.32 | 0.169 | 3.150002500073e-18 | 0.02 | 5.71e+06 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 12mm | 24000000 | 0.039 | 0.013 | 0.001 | 0.13 | 0.067 | 1.312501041697e-18 | 0.01 | 2.29e+06 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 6mm | 47000000 | 0.020 | 0.007 | 0.000 | 0.06 | 0.034 | 6.70319308539e-19 | 0.00 | 1.14e+06 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 4mm | 76000000 | 0.013 | 0.004 | 0.000 | 0.04 | 0.021 | 4.147369079775e-19 | 0.00 | 7.05e+05 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 2.5mm | 122250000 | 0.008 | 0.003 | 0.000 | 0.03 | 0.013 | 2.579899836842e-19 | 0.00 | 4.40e+05 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 2mm | 134000000 | 0.007 | 0.002 | 0.000 | 0.02 | 0.011 | 2.350001425055e-19 | 0.00 | 3.92e+05 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 1.25mm | 241000000 | 0.004 | 0.001 | 0.000 | 0.01 | 0.006 | 1.310681192123e-19 | 0.00 | 2.00e+05 | 0.00000 | | |
| ^ 1mm | 275000000 | 0.003 | 0.001 | 0.000 | 0.01 | 0.005 | 1.057000834025e-19 | 0.00 | 1.76e+05 | 0.00000 | | |
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| | ^ English ^ Czech [[https://ok1tk.com/itu-phonetic-alphabet/|(1)]] ^ Anti-Phonetics ^ |
| | ^ Alpha | Adam | Aisle | |
| | ^ Bravo | Božena | Bdellium | |
| | ^ Charlie | Cyril | Cereal | |
| | ^ Delta | David | Double-U | |
| | ^ Echo | Emil | Ewe | |
| | ^ Foxtrot | František | Fhoireann | |
| | ^ Golf | Gustav | Gnome | |
| | ^ Hotel | Helena | Hombre | |
| | ^ India | Ivan | Isle | |
| | ^ Juliet | Josef | Juan | |
| | ^ Kilo | Karel | Knife | |
| | ^ Lima | Ludvík | Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch | |
| | ^ Mike | Marie | Mnemonic | |
| | ^ November | Norbert | Nine | |
| | ^ Oscar | Otakar | Opossum | |
| | ^ Papa | Petr | Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis | |
| | ^ Quebec | Quido | Qi (Chi) | |
| | ^ Romeo | Rudolf | Row | |
| | ^ Sierra | Svatopluk | Serial | |
| | ^ Tango | Tomáš | Tsunami | |
| | ^ Uniform | Urban | Urn | |
| | ^ Victor | Václav | Veldt | |
| | ^ Whiskey | Wiliam | Why | |
| | ^ X-Ray | Xaver | Xylophone | |
| | ^ Yankee | Ypsilon | Yew | |
| | ^ Zulu | Zuzana | Zhouzhou | |
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| //E&OE - Errors and omissions expected// | //E&OE - Errors and omissions expected// |
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| /*^ ^ Bd | Kc | Ft | Yd | Ch | Bn | Ly | Pd | N.A - Only for irregular cycles | | |
| https://www.translatorscafe.com/unit-converter/en-US/length/ | |
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