humour:phonetics
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Alternative Phonetics
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| English | Czech ===[1https://ok1tk.com/itu-phonetic-alphabet/]=== | Foot (ft) | Yards (yd) | Chains (ch) | Rubber Ducks | Banana | Light Years (ly) | Smoots | Beard-Seconds | Marathons |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alpha | Adam | 7217.848 | 2405.949 | 109.3613 | 23157.89 | 12373.449 | 2.325401834854e-13 | 1292.88 | 4.40e+11 | 0.05214 |
| Bravo | Božena | 2078.083 | 692.694 | 31.488 | 6631.58 | 3566.177 | 6.692798833819e-14 | 372.22 | 1.26e+11 | 0.01493 |
| Charlie | Cyril | 544.619 | 181.54 | 8.258 | 1684.21 | 935.215 | 1.756001390041e-14 | 97.55 | 3.20e+10 | 0.00379 |
| Delta | David | 280.495 | 93.498 | 4.254 | 842.11 | 481.615 | 9.030006950207e-15 | 50.25 | 1.60e+10 | 0.00190 |
| Echo | Emil | 196.864 | 65.621 | 2.986 | 631.58 | 337.574 | 6.300005000146e-15 | 35.25 | 1.20e+10 | 0.00142 |
| Foxtrot | František | 131.234 | 43.744 | 1.988 | 421.05 | 224.971 | 4.228003336099e-15 | 23.48 | 8.00e+09 | 0.00095 |
| Golf | Gustav | 98.432 | 32.811 | 1.491 | 315.79 | 168.787 | 3.150002500073e-15 | 16.65 | 5.71e+09 | 0.00071 |
| Hotel | Helena | 65.616 | 21.872 | 0.994 | 210.53 | 112.485 | 2.114001668049e-15 | 11.90 | 4.08e+09 | 0.00050 |
| India | Ivan | 59.055 | 19.685 | 0.895 | 178.95 | 95.974 | 1.643056016707e-15 | 10.16 | 3.20e+09 | 0.00043 |
| Juliet | Josef | 52.493 | 17.498 | 0.796 | 157.89 | 84.444 | 1.406001112055e-15 | 8.93 | 2.67e+09 | 0.00038 |
| Kilo | Karel | 45.932 | 15.311 | 0.697 | 126.32 | 67.933 | 1.312501041697e-15 | 7.59 | 2.40e+09 | 0.00034 |
| Lima | Ludvík | 32.808 | 10.936 | 0.497 | 105.26 | 56.242 | 1.057000834025e-15 | 6.32 | 2.00e+09 | 0.00029 |
| Mike | Marie | 19.685 | 6.561 | 0.298 | 63.16 | 33.745 | 6.342005004148e-16 | 3.80 | 1.14e+09 | 0.00018 |
| November | Norbert | 13.123 | 4.374 | 0.199 | 42.11 | 22.497 | 4.228003336099e-16 | 2.71 | 8.00e+08 | 0.00013 |
| Oscar | Otakar | 6.561 | 2.187 | 0.099 | 21.05 | 11.248 | 2.056667360074e-16 | 1.36 | 4.00e+08 | 0.00007 |
| Papa | Petr | 2.198 | 0.733 | 0.033 | 7.37 | 3.755 | 6.889706539891e-17 | 0.46 | 1.30e+08 | 0.00002 |
| Quebec | Quido | 0.728 | 0.243 | 0.011 | 2.21 | 1.122 | 2.27829310808e-17 | 0.15 | 3.92e+07 | 0.00001 |
| Romeo | Rudolf | 0.412 | 0.137 | 0.006 | 1.21 | 0.634 | 1.287001000029e-17 | 0.09 | 2.30e+07 | 0.00000 |
| Sierra | Svatopluk | 0.280 | 0.093 | 0.004 | 0.95 | 0.451 | 8.703712098014e-18 | 0.06 | 1.55e+07 | 0.00000 |
| Tango | Tomáš | 0.167 | 0.056 | 0.002 | 0.63 | 0.270 | 5.193004385572e-18 | 0.04 | 9.00e+06 | 0.00000 |
| Uniform | Urban | 0.098 | 0.033 | 0.001 | 0.32 | 0.169 | 3.150002500073e-18 | 0.02 | 5.71e+06 | 0.00000 |
| Victor | Václav | 0.039 | 0.013 | 0.001 | 0.13 | 0.067 | 1.312501041697e-18 | 0.01 | 2.29e+06 | 0.00000 |
| Whiskey | Wiliam | 0.020 | 0.007 | 0.000 | 0.06 | 0.034 | 6.70319308539e-19 | 0.00 | 1.14e+06 | 0.00000 |
| X-Ray | Xaver | 0.013 | 0.004 | 0.000 | 0.04 | 0.021 | 4.147369079775e-19 | 0.00 | 7.05e+05 | 0.00000 |
| Yankee | Ypsilon | 0.008 | 0.003 | 0.000 | 0.03 | 0.013 | 2.579899836842e-19 | 0.00 | 4.40e+05 | 0.00000 |
| Zulu | Zuzana | 0.007 | 0.002 | 0.000 | 0.02 | 0.011 | 2.350001425055e-19 | 0.00 | 3.92e+05 | 0.00000 |
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